Part 26

The public has spoken! Let's get this first batch out of the way.


Heading back to the present now...


I can't not hear Mario's voice while reading this.



Uh. Yeah, actually.



You've seen their stat screens a billion times by now.



HAH! I didn't have to lift a finger! Eat my magnificent dick, Gandalf.





I'm not even going to bother asking why she wasted my time with that shit.




Oh god oh god it's the big choice. Do I follow through with my plan and resurrect Satan, or do I kill Astarte and run away?



If you thought I was going to do anything but summon The Devil, you're a moron.



Let's-a-go!






Okay. Deep breath. This is it. Once I step through this mirror, my dreams will finally come true. All that murder, all those horrible acts I commited... All for this one moment. Here I go.







I made a horrible mistake.
















That's what could have happened. Here's another way.




I think I've gotten all the revenge I need, now. The Devil can stuff it.






While that sounds nice and all, I think I'd rather keep living.


So now it's time to try out that nifty trap I stole off Past Norman's corpse.


I didn't even have to trigger it. Once Astarte gets in that magic ring, the trap springs itself.



Thanks for the castle and command over the undead.


I don't even need the MP now, but who am I to resist stealing her soul?












Though there isn't a lot of good a man can do when his only talents include creating deathtraps and raising monsters made from the flesh of men.